Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Those who voted for Hirakawa sensei obviously had no intention of ever inviting him to join our blog!!!

All talk and no play - ちょうlatinoぽい !!!

Two がいこくじんs have shown great interest in BATISTA and I am taking the liberty of inviting them. Granted, they may not initiate as からい discussions as Miro, but we still have our other Bosninan - who seems to be finding the Miro within lately.

Our potential new members have special talents of their own and will certainly make things more interesting by sharing their せんもん: Robots and "How to Get a Japanese Girlfriend".

Now, would Matthias and Paul - our potential new members - please answer the appropriate questions below (by commenting).
The results will be posted at my earliest convenience.

Matthias さん


1 - What was Maria Magdalena?
a - Creature of the Night
b - Cockroach of Pauls nightmares
c - A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!


2 - What line is best for picking up Japanese girls?



Paul さん


1 - Why did George Michæl never wanna dance again?

a - He was sad and wanted to leave the class
b - His guilty feet had no rythm
c - His feet were too big for Japanese shoes


2 - Name three movies/songs about robots.



Good luck guys :)

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 - The correct anwswer is b - His guilty feet had no rythm. Just look at those feet, stained red with shame.

2 - Some bonus material here. Not only will i name three fantastic robot movies, but, in addition, I will provide for you three magical songs about outer space.

Robot movies:
1. Voyage to the Planet of the Prehistoric Women
Compiled from disgarded Soviet sci fi footage from the 70's. Priceless.

2. Terminator 3
Yes, part 3. Deal with it.

3. Short Circuit I and II
Anyone remember Johnny 5?

Outer space themed songs:
1. Rocketman - Elton John
Indeed, a song from a man whose illustrious career in music is surpassed only by his illustrious life of homosexuality.

2. Space Oddity - David Bowie
See comment from 1.

3. Death of a Martian - Chili Peppers
I don't understand those guys. But i like em.

3:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Mathias-san has yet to reveal the best line for picking up a Japanese hottie, I feel obligated to share with you all the following: "So... do you... wanna come back to my place and... make out for awhile?"

3:14 AM  
Blogger Nielsen said...

After having looked up Illustrious (and yes, you did) you´ve been putting it to good use. Well done :)

Your expertise in robots is outstanding. You will be a fine addition to our blogging community.

Congratulations!

Wonder if we can get a hold of "Voyage to the Planet of the Prehistoric Women" here in Tokyo!? Would make an excellent movie night. You could talk us through all the complicated robot-lingo.

Welcome Paul - to Batista! You will receive an invitation soon.

Ps: What´s up with Matthias? Doesn´t seem too eager to join?? Just satisfied with having a Japanese girlfriend??

3:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.
a. Maria Magdalena was the Creature of the Night!

2.
Sweet ベイビ
you and me
ロブ ホテル へ いっしょに!

Matthias

6:08 AM  

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